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10 Things Men Over 40 Probably Shouldn't Wear
Relax. You can wear whatever you want and chances are nobody will say a word to you. And far be it from us to dictate what someone else should wear or not wear. That said, we thought it would be fun to ask our Huff/Post50 Facebook friends what they think men over 40 need to cart off to Goodwill. Here are some of their responses and a few of our own.
先别激动.你当然是想穿什么就穿什么,对此我们不能有任何异议.况且还轮不到我们来命令别人穿什么不穿什么.但话虽如此,我们还是饶有兴趣地询问了许多位脸书用户,想让他们就年纪上40的男人不该穿什么给出一些善意的建议.以下是他们的回复,还有些是我们的建议.
1. Baseball caps worn backward. Or forward, actually too.
不要反着戴棒球帽.好吧,正着也不行.
Once the fashion statement of the entertainment industry, the baseball cap worn backward has become something of a cliche that says "I'm not Ron Howard but sure wish I had the dude's money."
棒球帽曾是时尚的标志,但现在反着戴棒球帽就是老调重弹,这就好比在对别人说："我不是朗·霍华德（《美丽心灵》导演,喜戴棒球帽）,但真希望我像他老兄那么有钱".
The only guys over 40 who wear caps backward should be baseball catchers. It is widely believed that men wear baseball caps only to cover what is no longer there. Remember, bald is beautiful if worn with confidence.
上40岁还可以戴棒球帽的只有一类人, 那就是棒球接球手. 很多人认为,男人戴棒球帽是为了遮住自己的秃顶. 记住, 只要敢自信地秀出来, 秃顶也可以很帅气.
2. Hats that aren't Tilley Hats.
不要戴除蒂利帽之外任何带沿的帽子.
A Tilley hat is timeless statement piece. Mostly what it is stating is that Tilleys have a spot to write your name in them so that when you leave your hat in restaurants, they know how to reach you. Tilleys also have a replacement policy that is unsurpassed, just in case the guy over 40 who found it decides to cross out your name and keep it for himself. An imperfect system, we know. But still great hats.
蒂利帽是件永不过时的单品.通常情况下,这里的永不过时是指蒂利帽上有块地方可以写下自己的名字,这样当你把它落在餐馆时,服务员能联系到你.而且,就算捡到你帽子的家伙也年过不惑,打算划去你的名字将帽子据为己有,你仍然可以用优惠价从商家那儿再换一顶,这项政策也是其他品牌无法超越的.我们知道,这项政策不完美.但不管怎样,蒂利帽还是非常棒的.
3. Tee-shirts that shrunk in the wash.
远离缩水的衬衫.
It is a pity when our favorite shirts no longer fit us. We weep right alongside you brother. At some point, we all need to remember that hot water has no place in our laundry cycle. Notice how we blame the washer setting and not anyone's expanding belly.
喜爱的衬衫不再合身,很可惜.我们到哥们儿那儿寻找安慰.其实某些情况下,我们还应该记?匆路圆荒苡萌人?有没有发现,我们老是抱怨洗衣机的洗衣设置不理想,却忘了自己日益圆满的啤酒肚.
